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venezianov:

(( Is it bad that I cried?

I really needed this.

Thank you, quiet place. ))

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forealsryan:

rockyyrem:

sokaylayelled:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

dorkvader:

pwnator:

atticrissfinch:

vonizzix:

gabrielesque:

paper-girl:

happymemorialdaysluts:

averypotterurl:

blainelovesfootballiloveblaine:

all-aboard-the-klaine-train:

thatllwork:

…wait what

…I’m so confused.

LOL

 omg

JOKES. FOR. NERDS.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE

I went pentium one for a minute, I see what you did there.

bleedingpurple:

This made me tear uppppp…

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Expectation:

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k-pan:

brennius:

bleedingpurple:

catto:

this is the greatest bit of dialog i’ve seen in ages!
How i met your mother s06e21 - hopeless.

barney: Lets see. What club shall we hit first? There’s Club Was, there’s Wrong.
Marshall: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
B: Oh No!
M: Oh shut down too.
Ted: There’s Where.
Barny’s Dad: Where’s Where?
Lili: Where’s where Was was, isn’t it?
B: No Was wasn’t where where was where wrong was, right?
D: Ok…
T: Not Ok! That place is lame.
Robin: Ok is Lame? I though Lame was a gay bar. Or is that wrong?
M: That’s wrong. That’s not wrong.
B: Guys, focus.
R: Oh! i like Focus. Let’s got there.
T: Where?
R: Not where, Focus.
L: I thought Focus was closed.
B: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down it reopened as Closed.
M: So, Closed is open.
R: No, Closed is closed.
D: I don’t know. 3rd base, right?
R: Euw, 3rd Base is all frat guys.
L: I’ll go any place, ok?
T: Not Ok! Ok is lame.
R: Ok is not Lame, Lame is a gay bar.
L: Guys, shut up.
B: No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe i don’t know the clubs anymore.
M: Guys, just pick a club, ok?
T: No! Not Ok!
All: OK is lame - gay bar.
M: For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamay.
B: It’s hopeless, isn’t it?

Scene changes to a club called “hopeless”

the reference Barney’s dad makes to 3rd base is from this classic: Who’s on first?

I swear, awesome.

wahahaha

I was so amused. :))

loveanndbelovedd:

How it’s done? Get a bowl of water, pour little bits of all the different shades you want, it should float on the top, swirl with a toothpick or something like it and when it looks like you want on top of the water, then dip your nails through the water…

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